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New York City HOT, Willy MAD

Guest editorial by Willy the Goon

Willy very hot this morning. Underwear stick to Willy's ass. Underwear stick to Willy's willy.

Willy hate hot weather. Willy hate global warming.

President say global warming in Al Gore's head. Willy want to SMASH Al Gore for making global warming.

Group home supervisor Mr. Thompson say Willy must change T-shirt. Willy want to SMASH Mr. Thompson and stuff T-shirt in his mouth. Global warning means it's too hot for anything, especially change clothes.

Al Gore, stupid headLeft: Willy SMASH stupid heads

Stupid heads watch global warming show on group home TV. Willy say it's stupid to watch global warming show when global warming make New York so hot.

Willy want to SMASH TV, and SMASH thermometer, and SMASH Al Gore.

Willy like winter much better, and not want to SMASH AL Gore for global warming.

Not so much. Willy still sometimes want to SMASH Al Gore.

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