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Friends Surprised At Kate Moss And Cocaine Use

(London) Friends of Kate Moss, who admitted this week that she has an addicition to cocaine, expressed shock and dismay at the revelations.

"My God, she has always taken such good care of herself," said Sheila Watterman, a longtime friend. "There is not an ounce of fat on that girl."

Another friend, Michael Hallbeck, said that Moss was rarely sick.

"She always seemed to be in good health," he said. "The most I ever saw was that little allergic sniffle she had."

Hallbeck said that the perky supermodel seemed to have boundless energy.

"She could go 48 straight hours on a shoot, only taking a few minutes here and there to powder her nose," he said. "I can't understand why someone with that much energy would get involved with drugs."

Congrats on going national

what a skank
I just wanted to apologize for disappointing my fans, as I am sure that this is a real downer for them.

They line up to see my work, and I am sure they get a rush out of seeing me.

Many, I am sure, are sniffing tears of regret right now. All I can say is that this will blow over quickly.

Ummmm...I gotta go...sorry!
Better than your local!

Sorry I didn't read the fine print (on Toledo Tales' banner) sooner.

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