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10/26/2005

CIA Leak Inquiry Has Washington Waiting


(WASHINGTON) -- The federal grand jury investigating the alleged CIA leak could announce its findings as early as today, but Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald is not expected to make any public announcements Wednesday, one source with knowledge of the probe told National Nitwit.

"We hope to get to the bottom of this very soon," said the anonymous source. "The water's been shut off all over DC ever since this thing broke, and none of the Capitol bathrooms have been working."

Many legal experts had expected the grand jury to vote on an indictment Wednesday -- if the investigation is going to result in indictments -- and that the outcome would be announced publicly.

That's good news to Congessional staffers like Lisa Garrison.

"Oh my God, I have been holding it in since last week," she said. "When are they going to fix the leak and turn the toilets back on?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:38 AM
Comments:
ohhhh - I gotta go
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:48 PM
 
""Oh my God, I have been holding it in since last week," --Lisa Garrison.

You can let go of it now Lisa honey, I'm done now :-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 5:33 PM
 
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