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10/05/2005

Paris and Paris Call Off Engagement


(Los Angeles, CA) Celebrity couple Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis ended their short period of engagement yesterday.

Latsis said that neither was ready for marriage.

"Yes, I had my own reservations about marriage," he said, "while Paris just can't stay monogamous."

The couple became engaged last spring, when Latsis gave the hotel heiress a 24 cara diamond engagement ring worth a reported $5 million.

Latsis says the parting is "all for the best," given their different personalities.

"I'm kind of a homebody, while Paris likes the orgy scene," he said. "It's tough when one of us prefers the quiet life, but the other is into 4-somes and sauna sex."

Latsis added that there were no hard feelings between the two.

"Paris is a free spirit who just happens to have an incurable need for dozens of sex partners a week," he said. "I could have developed the herpes from someone else in the past, and it just recently flared up."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:39 AM
Comments:
she is disgusting
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:02 AM
 
Yeah? "Disgusting"?

I would tell you what is really disgusting, but I'm not like that.

Really. I just don't go there.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:03 AM
 
Paris,

Any truth to the allegation that your entire family is into the hospitality and accomodation business?

So, it's a family tradition thing with you then, yes?

I THOUGHT so...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:53 AM
 
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