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11/05/2005

Royals Visit New Orleans


(New Orleans, LA) Prince Charles and his wife Camilla flew into New Orleans on Friday for a glimpse of the ravaged city. They also had an opportunity to meet a few of the hundreds of thousands of residents whose lives disrupted by Hurricane Katrina.

Charles said he and Camilla were "utterly horrified to see the terrible scenes of destruction wrought by the hurricane across New Orleans and the surrounding area."

"And where the hell is someone supposed to get a triple-malt scotch in this God-forsaken hellhole?" the prince asked. "I know they have been traumatized and all, but for Chrissakes do something about the pubs."

Camilla said that she was most appallled by the "native attire."

"Yes, they are in a daze and all that," she said. "But why in the name of everything that is holy do they have to walk around with their breeches showing out the back of their pants?"

The couple intends to spend a few days in Louisiana before going home.

"I really need a shower about now," said Camilla. "There are odors here that no decent sort should ever have to stomach. I feel so dirty."

Comments:
"I feel so dirty." --Camilla

"Now we're getting some where."
-- Charles


"I really need a shower about now," --Camilla.

I doo too. I have an idea, If we can shower together, I'll drop the soap and you can pick it up, huh poopsie?" --Charles the randy


Sorry about the "poopsie" reference - HT :-)
 
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