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12/02/2005

10,000th Visitor Brings Bob To Tears, But Steals His Booze


(Toledo, OH) It was a bittersweet day Thursday evening as the Toledo Tales site hit its 10,000th visitor.

"The guy came in, and I was overwhelmed with the excitement of crossing this important blog milestone," said Subcomandante Bob, editor of the e-zines Toledo Tales, National Nitwit, and Codependent Collegian. "Then all of a sudden I noticed my bottle of vodka was gone."

The surreal experience of virtual and physical worlds colliding was unsettling, said Bob.

"How in the hell could that thieving bastard have pulled this off?" he asked, head in hands. "It's not like I could have consumed it myself."

The site has a new temporal portal to prevent such events from reoccurring.

"The last thing I need is for some SOB to steal the last of my hooch," said Bob. "If some sucker tries it again, he will find his arm permanently exiled in cyberspace. Bastards!"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:40 AM
Comments:
Bob is repeating hisssel yes no?

Bob is confused?

Is wodka talking, yes?

Stoly is wery confused by Bob.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:49 AM
 
Bob is confused 24/7.
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 5:11 PM
 
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