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Happy Holidays From Subcomandante Bob - You Filthy Degenerates!

(Toledo, OH) If Bob were not passed out right now, he would be trying to cadge a couple of bucks from you.

Since he is, indeed, drunk beyond comprehension, we will offer you holiday greetings.

May your holiday season not involve DUIs, groping your hot cousin in the garage, or a visit by the Department of Homeland Security.

Unless you actually enjoy body cavity searches. In that case, you are a really sick person, and you should be writing for this e-zine.

I could take your eyes from your fake Marcos picture and put it on your face from your fake bum picture and make a composite image of your entire face! Ad who knows who I could send that to that would be very very interested.
Lay off the eggnog, Shoelimpy; you are beginning to slur your words.
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