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12/28/2005

JK Rowling Announces New Potter Book

Left: Rowling grows tired of series

(London) Get ready Harry Potter fans - JK Rowling unexpectedly announced the release of a new addition to the Hogwarts series.

Harry Potter: Prison Bitch is expected to simultaneously turn off old fans and tap into new markets, said Rowling.

"The little bugger has been asking for it," the author said. "I am so fucking sick of this character that I will do anything to get free."

Rowling, while refusing to disclose the reasons for Potter's incarceration, admitted that some fans will be "shocked beyond recovery."

"Yeah, the young readers are in for some nasty business, but Harry is such an insufferable little bastard that I had to do it," she said. "Now I just have to figure out how to keep him in the gaol, because you just know he's going to cast a spell or something and get his lily-white arse out."

One of Rowling's favorite scenes involves an inmate named Derek.

"I almost could not stop laughing when I had Derek shank Harry with a filed-down chunk of aluminum," she chuckled. "Just the thought of that pompous little shit bleeding on the penitentiary floor was poetic justice."

The author said that she had no regrets about the new direction for the series.

"I should have done this years ago," she said.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:22 AM
Comments:
harry potter sucks
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:49 AM
 
That's it, you thankless bitch. You are going down!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:35 AM
 
This is not very nice. You should be ashamed.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:46 AM
 
very funny though i must say the book was harrible now it is horrible
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:34 AM
 
You know, the richer that JK Rowling becomes, the HOTTER she looks... ;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 11:43 AM
 
hahahaha thats funny! i need 2 get my hands on that book!!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:31 PM
 
hahahaha thats funny!!!! i need to get my hands on that freakin book!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:33 PM
 
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