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1/17/2006

International Lottery Congratulates Subcomandante Bob


(Toledo, OH) Subcomandante Bob, editor of the e-zines Codependent Collegian, Toledo Tales, and National Nitwit, received an email notice that he won $1,000,000 in a "Microsoft Lottery" yesterday.

Bob received another notice today from the commission:

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER:
14/011/IPD

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you
for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,
MRS.
ELIZABETH MOUS.
THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR

Bob spoke out against "the naysayers and unbelievers" who downplayed his million-dollar winnings.

"This is proof that I am not a complete loser," he said, clutching the email. "My wildest dreams have come true, and I can't wait to get my hands on that loot."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 5:16 AM
Comments:
You're getting closer, Bob!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:54 AM
 
Describe "complete."

Ve have to establish zome common ground before ve can "talk" about zis.

Tell me a little about your mother...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:24 PM
 
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