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1/18/2006

More Correspondence On Subcomandante Bob's Million-Dollar Lottery Prize


The latest in Bob's saga to collect the $1,000,000 Microsoft Lottery prize promised to him by an email. Here is the most recent letter from the "lottery" officials:

Dear Subcommandante Bob [sic]:

In your best interest
to aviod [sic] mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you
keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until
the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your
funds remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants/nonparticipants of this program.

Please contact our
claims department immediately for due processing and remittance of
your prize money to a designated account of your choice:

To file for
your claim,please contact.
***********************************************
DR. ROY HANS (MICROSOFT
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT).
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
Email:
winninglottofile@netscape.net
Tel.:+31-633785383.


And here is Bob's response:


Dear Dr. Roy:

I am so happy that I won! Were it not for the timely appearance of a restroom, I might have had an accident.

Please tell me how to claim my $1,000,000 prize. This is the best thing that ever happened to me, except maybe for that time when a part of me got stuck in, well, a place it shouldn't have been and the firemen helped me get it out, God bless them!

Anyways, I remain,

Cordially yours,

Subcomandante Bob

Comments:
Don't forget your pals, Bob, when you clean up!
 
Righttt...
 
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