.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

1/31/2006

Putin Brags That Russians Have The Biggest, Sleekest Missiles


(Moscow) President Vladimir Putin boasted Tuesday that Russia has missiles capable of penetrating any missile defense system, Russian news agenicies said.

"Russia has tested missile systems that no one in the world has," the ITAR-Tass, Interfax and RIA Novosti news agencies reported him as saying at a news conference. "No one can match the size and strength of Russian missiles, which can slip right through any attempts to resist our Russian pressure."

Putin believes that other nations should respect Russian missile prowess.

"Yes. We Russians know how to use our fine missiles," he said. "We polish them and keep them ready to proudly stand guard for the world to admire."

Putin said the new missiles were specially designed to create a powerful explosion.

"You will want to stand back when a Russian missile explodes, " he warned. "It's a quite a rush to watch when a Russian missile goes off, but we hold nothing back in the payload."

Putin added that he desires that Russian missiles always stay in their nice, warm Russian silos, rather than chasing after American targets.

"We like to keep our hands on our missiles," he chuckled.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 4:51 AM
Comments:
My what big missiles you Russians have!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:43 AM
 
Post a Comment



<< Home
Copyright 2007, National Nitwit ® . Unauthorized duplication prohibited, but feel free to link away. This is a satirical newspaper, and many of these stories are fictional. You have to guess which ones are faked. National Nitwit ® uses invented names in its stories, except when public figures are being satirized, or when we post a real story. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Subcomandante Bob once got jiggy with your mom, and she does things in bed that would shock you, dude. The content of this website is the property of National Nitwit ® and its authors, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher. National Nitwit® is not designed for readers under 18 years of age. FAIR USE NOTICE: This site contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance understanding of environmental, political, human rights, economic, democracy, scientific, and social justice issues, sustainable development, environmental, community and worker health, democracy, public disclosure, corporate accountability, and social justice issues, mostly because hot college women are also interested in the same issues. Go figure. Anyways, we believe this constitutes a "fair use" of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without fee or payment of any kind to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes, except when you are using it to get laid. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?