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Woman Has Orgasm During Tom Selleck Made-For-TV Movie

By Billy Pilgrim, National Nitwit Rogue Editor

(Wilmington, DE)—Nancy Boyd, a life-long resident of Wilmington, Delaware, recently had a spontaneous organism during Tom Selleck’s made-for-TV movie “Jesse Stone: Night Passage,” which premiered earlier this month on CBS.

Selleck—who is best known for his role as Magnum P.I.—has remained an international sex symbol for three decades due to his trademark mustache and smooth delivery.

And while Jim Boyd, her husband, was unavailable for comment at press time, preliminary reports indicate this is Mrs. Boyd’s first orgasm since her 27th wedding anniversary in May 2004.

“I was sitting on the couch when it happened,” revealed Mrs. Boyd. “Jim was in the kitchen making tea, and before I knew what hit me, my hands got clammy and I lost all sensation in my toes. I didn’t know whether to grab a towel or pray for a second one.”

"I didn’t know whether to grab a towel or pray for a second one.”

Now, now, now, let's NOT get greedy Nancy...

(That Selleck guy IS kinda hott...)
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