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2/22/2006

California Opts To Beat The Hell Out Of Morales


(San Quentin, CA) The State of California decided to try an alternative method in the execution of convicted killer Michael Morales after notifying a federal court the state could not comply with court-ordered requirements for carrying out his death sentence using lethal injection, a court clerk said on Tuesday.

"They notified us they weren't proceeding with the execution by lethal injection tonight," said Cathy Catterson, court clerk for the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, referring to a notice from the state attorney general. "Instead, they have decided to engage in "death-by-six-Louisville-Sluggers," first used in Chicago in the 1930s."

The approach, in which relatives of the victim beat the ever-loving snot out of the death row inmate, drew praise from the court.

"Now that's some smart thinking!" exclaimed US District Judge Jeremy Fogel. "Can I get in on some of that?"

The 24-hour death warrant for Morales was set expired at 11:59 p.m. yesterday. California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger promptly issued another warrant.

"This should be a fun time, and I will bring Maria and the kids," he said, clenching his fists. "There is nothing like a good, old-fashioned vigilante killing. YES!"brrreeeport krugle

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:02 AM
Comments:
he he he
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:06 AM
 
That's waht I'm all about - give me a bat!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:17 AM
 
Thanks for the link here Bob. I do believe that in some cases this is just the what's needed. You do this once or twice and people will take notice and straighten their sorry excuse for a life up.
# posted by Blogger David : 3:58 PM
 
Your blogs are hillarious!!!
Thank's for the laugh's.
# posted by Blogger Marie's Two Cents : 8:04 PM
 
The problem with beating the hell out of the guy is that it would take place in California and, under California law they must use hypoalergenic pillows to carry out the punishment.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:42 AM
 
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