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2/10/2006

Madonna Desperately Searching For Source Of Rancid Odor


(Kuala Lumpur) Bothered by a "strange personal stench" pop diva Madonna engaged in an all-out effort to identify the source of the stench.

"Jesus Christ - it smells like a rotten fish chooped up and blended with minced garlic," she said. "Fuck!"

A Malaysian television station censored pop icon Madonna's performance at this week's Grammy Awards because her bestial mustiness might offend viewers in the mostly Muslim nation.

"We decided that from our point of view, Madonna's performance was not suitable for the 21:30 primetime audience," a mask-wearing official with Malaysia's 8tv television network said on condition of anonymity. "The stink coming from her nether regions could be smelled at least 14 rows back into the crowd."

Experts brought in by the pop star's manager were unable to isolate the source of the fetid rankness.

"Clearly there is something odoriferous and nasty emanating from Madonna, but it appears to be of an internal variety," said a gagging sanitation specialist. "We urge Madonna to pay a visit to her gynecologist."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:17 AM
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She's not dead yet? Isn't there a statue of limitations on sucking?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:31 PM
 
Not in Madonna's case...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:48 AM
 
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