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2/03/2006

Pedophiles Blast 'No Child Left Behind' Act


(Washington, DC) Members of the North American Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) gathered in the nation's capitol to protest what they called "unnecessary government intereference" in the lives of American pedophiles.

"Listen - any child left behind ought to be rightfully ours," said a spokesman for the group who declined to be identified. "This law makes it even harder for us to score."

The spokesman decried what he called "legislative butting-in" on traditional territory of pedophiles.

"Don't you think the government should be more worried about terrorists?" he asked, offering nearby children candy from a bag. "We don't want to blow anything up. We are just looking for a few good children."

The passage of 'No Child Left Behind' caused many pedophiles to rethink their beliefs.

"A lot of us just shook our heads when we heard this," said the spokesman. "It's bad enough they have Megan's Law and all that other crap without making sure no child is left behind. Damn!"

Comments:
Hey, got a great joke:

Q: Why did the Greek boy run away from home?
A: He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Get it? Reared? I kill me!
 
nothing says "Friday" like a good fake article about man-boy love. thanks Nitwit.
 
Here's another one:

Q: Why did the same Greek boy go back?
A: He couldn't leave his little brothers' behind.
 
Priceless, as in, not worth a damn thing.
 
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