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3/30/2006

Nation's Maids, Lawnboys Protest Demeaning Stereotypes

By Feckless Freddie, National Nitwit correspondent

(Los Angeles) More than 500,000 fry cooks, greasy low-riders, and hoochies took to the streets of Los Angeles last weekend to protest the prevalence of insulting caricatures of Latinos.

"Yo - like we are not all a bunch of crack-smoking cholas and stuff," said Angelita Culo. "And, like, get out my grille, you stupid wedo."

On Saturday, demonstrators streamed into downtown Los Angeles for what was expected to be one of the city's largest pro-wetback rallies.

"It's time for racist, ig-nant stereotypes to go the way of Cheech and Chong," said Cleto Quintanilla, puffing a fat blunt. "I love the color, the spice - hey vato, your sister is nice!"

“We had excellent cooperation from the shifty-looking wetback organizers, and the protesters only threw themselves into about ten police batons," said LA Police chief William Bratton, noting the dearth of incidents. "I really expected that these welfare-sucking, lazy-ass freeloaders would riot and loot the electronics stores, but I guess the hot sun and all those tamales made the crowd a little sleepy." Paris Hilton

Comments:
That's ig-nant, brother.
 
this is the type of volatile shit I come here for
 
Hey, Gringo, we need another shot of the chica in turquoise.. she kinda caliente.
 
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