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4/10/2006

Bush: "Would You Wacky Mexicans Knock That Shit Off?"

(Washington, DC) Immigration rights supporters marched Monday from Hispanic neighborhoods in DC past the White House in an event they had hoped would be a celebration of a bill to put illegal immigrants on the path to citizenship.

Instead, President Bush took the opportunity to chastise the protesters.

"I would appreciate it if y'all could keep it down out there," said the President. "Judge Judy is on right now, and I never miss an episode of those crazy court cases she has. If that's okay with you."

Seeing the President, the crowd cheered and chanted "Si, Se Puede," which is Mexican for "si, se puede."

"Okay, I'll say it - Payday," said the President. "Now, I mean it - this is my favorite show, and I'd like to finish watching it."

Turning to aides, a weary Bush longed for better days.

"Remember when they would wear those funny hats and do that mariachi stuff?" he asked, eyes misting over. "Do you think we could get us some of those serape-wearing fellas in here for a party this weekend? I just love those sleepy-looking rascals." Silvio Berlusconi yes he would

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Hey, Presidente Bush,

Be careful what you wish for. . .
 
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