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4/14/2006

Pentagon Cook Last Military Person Supporting Rumsfeld


(Washington, DC) A survey among Pentagon staffers found that only one person - line cook Ling Huan - still supports embattled Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

National Nitwit reporters caught up with Huan in the Pentagon cafeteria.

"Oh, Mister Rumsfeld - he very good man," said Huan. "He never give hard time about 'go light on soy sauce' or 'leave off bean sprouts' like these other military assholes."

Huan said that Rumsefeld, unlike many other government officials, takes the time to greet him.

"Every day he say the same thing: 'How're you doing, you crazy Chink?'" laughed Huan. "It's a joke between us - I know he just kidding. He funny that way!"

Huan said that Rumsfeld appears to be under "very great pressure" these days.

"I know war not going so good for him," he said. "He look very tired when he eat lunch. I think he not getting enough greens or something." South Park

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 2:44 PM
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Poor Donald.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:57 AM
 
Maybe it's a blocked Colin or something like that.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 5:48 PM
 
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