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4/07/2006

Racist Crackers Really Pissing Off McKinney

(Washington, DC) Representative Cynthia McKinney said that the hidden issue behind her confrontation with a Capitol Police officer is "racial profiling," and expressed her unhappiness with a "world of racist crackers."

"Listen - this town is crawling with bigoted white devils who would love to lynch an uppity black like me," she told National Nitwit reporters. "I can't walk a block without getting the evil eye from some racist whitey."

The supremacist US Capitol Police took steps toward obtaining an arrest warrant for the uppity McKinney, who tangled with a uniformed officer. The police turned results of their investigation over to the segregationists over at the Justice Department for review.

"They may as well get the noose ready for me now, because a black woman will never get justice in a bigoted plantation town like DC," she said. "Better get the manacles and whips out, too, and beat this impudent black woman who don't know her place."

McKinney said that the bigotry pervades every segment of American life.

"Even blacks and Hispanics are nothing but crazy white rednecks these days," she sighed. "Used to be a person could find some misery in company, but the whole godamn world's gone white." Mary Winkler

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