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Aruban Police Arrest Every Islander in Holloway Probe

Left: Sunny beaches, hard time

(Oranjestad, Aruba) In an effort to leave "no turn unstoned," the Aruban government placed every resident of the island under arrest.

"We are turning the entire island into a giant prison, and from this point forward every citizen should consider themselves under arrest," said Mariaine Croes,
spokesperson for the prosecutor's office. "This way we can say to the world that, yes, Natalie Holloway's killer is locked up."

Croes admitted that conditions in the island prison will not be especially harsh.

"Well, face it - we have a pleasant tropical marine climate and our renowned white sand beaches, so this is not exactly Sing-Sing," she said. "Still, Arubans will only be allowed to go to the casinos once a week, and they must be tucked into bed by 3 am or face additional sanctions."

The island-wide national arrests will continue, Croes said, until "somebody steps up and admits they have been naughty."American Idol Macbook Da Vinci Code Barabaro Bernadini

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