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5/20/2006

Mob Hit Takes Out Derby Winner Barbaro

Left: Horse gets whacked. Hard.

(Baltimore, MD) Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro suffered a .22 caliber bullet to the leg at the start of the Preakness Saturday. The shot came from a Mafia gunman who had two grand on eventual winner Bernardini.

"Look - it's just business," said "Sal," a small-time hood from East Baltimore. "I mean, I feel real bad for the fucking horse and all, but between my bet and the ten grand I got paid, it's been a pretty good day."

Sal said that he plans to parlay his Preakness success into future winnings.

"The only bad thing about today? I coulda played the Trifecta with Sweetnorthernsaint," he said. "But considering I'm walking away with over a hundred grand today, I'm still smiling."

His plans for the rest of the day include "finding me a couple of nice looking hookers, eating a big fucking steak, and drinking until I heave the rest of the steak." American Idol Macbook Da Vinci Code

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 5:31 PM
Comments:
This story is so sad. Just becuase you made a bet on another horse, doesn't mean that you have to take down the horse that truly would've won. I have horses, they're not race horses, but still they are important. They are God's creation just like you and me. It's unbeleivable that someone would do such a thing as they have done!
♥a Christian and Horse lover!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:47 AM
 
Everyone has to have goals and dreams.

Even someone as twisted as Sal.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 6:23 PM
 
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