5/26/2006
Wanksta "Pretty Sure" He Used to Party With Dennis Hastert
Left: "Puffy" Gunderschmidt: jes be cool, y'all
(Toledo, OH) Local political science major Jeremy "Puffy" Gunderschmidt swears he knows House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) from someplace besides the TV set.
"Yeah, boy-eee, that nigga be one biznitch freak," said Jeremy "Puffy" Gunderschmidt. "The party jump, with shorty bouncin' that ass. We smokin', straight locin', locked and loaded - somebody gon' die tonight."
Puffy said that the first time he partied with Hastert was in 2004, but he was suspicious of the congressman when he showed up "at da crib.".
"I don't trust a mothafuckin' soul when the D's come they foo. On my first case they told, where I'm from it ain't safe," he said. "But me, I'm a little more flashy a nigga. So chances are, I'ma have to blast me a nigga; I'm on that keflon vest shit, that wild wild west shit."
Hastert, said Puffy, really knew how to keep the "chrome spinners spinnin.'"
"System thumpin', dance floor jumpin'. We thirty deep in this bitch, we stuntin' - thats what you get, you in my hood," he said. "He say: "I'll find your whereabouts and clap at you another day. Nigga play with the bread, get a hole in ya head." I knew that he one black g-unit hoody just reak of marijuana, cocaine comin out his pores in the sauna an' shit."
(Toledo, OH) Local political science major Jeremy "Puffy" Gunderschmidt swears he knows House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) from someplace besides the TV set.
"Yeah, boy-eee, that nigga be one biznitch freak," said Jeremy "Puffy" Gunderschmidt. "The party jump, with shorty bouncin' that ass. We smokin', straight locin', locked and loaded - somebody gon' die tonight."
Puffy said that the first time he partied with Hastert was in 2004, but he was suspicious of the congressman when he showed up "at da crib.".
"I don't trust a mothafuckin' soul when the D's come they foo. On my first case they told, where I'm from it ain't safe," he said. "But me, I'm a little more flashy a nigga. So chances are, I'ma have to blast me a nigga; I'm on that keflon vest shit, that wild wild west shit."
Hastert, said Puffy, really knew how to keep the "chrome spinners spinnin.'"
"System thumpin', dance floor jumpin'. We thirty deep in this bitch, we stuntin' - thats what you get, you in my hood," he said. "He say: "I'll find your whereabouts and clap at you another day. Nigga play with the bread, get a hole in ya head." I knew that he one black g-unit hoody just reak of marijuana, cocaine comin out his pores in the sauna an' shit."