National Nitwit

Left: Gilchrist takes a hard look at soccer

(Brownsville, TX) The media attention surrounding the World Cup has many in the Minutemen anti-immigration movement concrened.

Jim Gilchrist, founder of the Minuteman Project, said that he believes that the "liberal media is trying to Mex-ify us" by broadcasting soccer.

"Listen - it's always been baseball, football, and basketball in the good old USA," said Gilchrist. "We looked the other way when the Canucks started sneaking hockey across the border, but goddammit - the line has to be drawn someplace."

Gilchirist said that capitulation on the soccer issue will lead to other "degradations of all that is American."

"Before you know it, apple pie will be replaced chimichangas, and we'll all be wearing sombreros instead of John Deere hats," he said. "What's even worse is they're targeting American kids with this stupid sport. Now every Johhny and Jessica wants to be Jose Francisco “Kikin” Fonseca Guzman or Rafael Marquez. This is just sick."

Gilchrist said that illegals crossing the border are the cause of the rise of soccer's popularity.

"Before them Mexican aliens came along, you could count on watching NASCAR or baseball in the summertime," mused Gilchrist. "Now the cable is filled with screaming foreigners and Telemundo ads. I tell you what - it's getting so decent Americans can't even watch TV when they're not watching the border that our government is ignoring."