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7/29/2006

Mel Gibson - Anti-Semitic Putz

Occasionally Subcomandante Bob comes across real news stories (imagine that!) with incredible humor and irony that surpass the best satire.

This report is one of those; kudos to historymike.

It seems that Mel Gibson - he of "Passion of the Christ" fame - got busted for a DUI.

Not so unusual; if Subcomandante Bob actually had a license, he would probably get some DUIs, too.

Mel Gibson, though, decided in his drunk-ass mind that the best time to make anti-Semitic comments would be while in police custody. While being video-taped.

Uh, Mel?? Not a good idea, mate.

Down under they describe drunkenness in the following manner: "He's got the wobbly boot on."

Mel's not only got the wobbly boots, but he stuck one in his fucking ass and the other in his drooling mouth.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 12:39 PM
Comments:
Note for subcomandante Bob. Where did ya get that shit about "the wobbly boot"??? Down here you're either stone cold sober or you're PISSED to the eyeballs. Wobbly boot, indeed! And while were at it, piss orf and leave Mel the hell alone - down under, we call a bean a bean and then everybody knows where they stand. None of this namby pamby politically correct shit!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:15 AM
 
Poor Mel "pissed to the eyeballs" he was. What a pathetic man he has become.
# posted by Blogger Ms. Kathleen : 12:22 PM
 
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