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7/13/2006

Plame Mulling Loss of Consortium in Lawsuit

(Washington, DC) The CIA officer whose identity was leaked to reporters today sued Vice President Dick Cheney, his former top aide and presidential adviser Karl Rove, accusing them and other White House officials of conspiring to destroy her career.

Valerie Plame, however, remains "on the fence" about her lawyer's advice to sue for loss of consortium.

"Well, face it - Joe's almost 60, and has been futilely popping the Levitra for a few years now," she admitted. "It's not like he's Mr. Porn Star any more, if you know what I mean."

The lawsuit accuses Cheney, Libby, Rove and 10 unnamed administration officials of putting the Wilsons and their children at risk by exposing Plame.

"Yeah, exposure," she murmurred. "Not much exposure going on between me and Joe, really, either. While I really have no qualms about suing these bastards, I feel weird about trying to collect on a sex life that's been long since dead."

Plame discussed with National Nitwit reporters how her life has changed since the Wilsons entered a period of "involuntary celibacy."

"At first I did a lot of crosswords, and then I switched to Sudoku," she said. "But really, you pretty much just die inside. You just die."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:46 PM
Comments:
What particularly impresses me about this story is that Plame actually met with Nitwit reporters...another NN coup.
# posted by Blogger Charles N. Steele : 10:46 AM
 
I'd hit it. Deep undercover too.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:20 PM
 
So, did the NN reporter get any?

Seems to me that ole Valerie is just begging to get popped.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:04 AM
 
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