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Fanny Pack, Love of "Gilmore Girls" Make Wife Question Hubby's Masculinity

Left: Rick with fanny pack

(Pittsburgh, PA) Sharon Felder says that she is "not suspicious or anything," but is beginning to wonder if her husband Rick is "a little light in the loafers."

"All I'm saying is that he's, well, different these days," she told National Nitwit reporters. "Ever since he started wearing that stupid fanny pack it's like having another woman in the house."

Felder said that Rick has even taking to watching television's The Gilmore Girls.

"At first it seemed like a joke, but he watches that idiotic show every week," she said. "He pays more attention to Lorelai and Rory than sports."

Left: Felder is "concerned"

Felder added that Rick "totally blew me off" last week when she offered to perform a striptease for her husband.

"Listen - I'm 36, in great shape, and waaaaay too young to go celibate," she said, filing her nails. "If Rick's gonna go all femme on me, I at least deserve a little warning."

Contacted by National Nitwit, Rick declined a formal interview, but said that Sharon "is, like, a total drama queen."

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