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8/05/2006

Hilary Clinton Hoping Her Penis Will Not be a Campaign Issue

(New York) Likely presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton, in an interview with National Nitwit reporters, admitted what many have long suspected.

"It's true - I do have male genitalia," she said, scratching her package. "But I don't see this as being an obstacle to the presidency, since almost every other president had a penis."

Clinton, 58, said that she had the organ surgically implanted, and that it was "anonymously donated."

"I can't tell you any more, except that he was a Democrat and his initials were LBJ," she said. "I think this gives me an edge over every other candidate, plus it makes for some mondo-crazy sex."

The former frst lady said that the best part about having a penis is the look on the faces of men with whom she is meeting.

"Jacques Chirac was trying to feel me up at a summit meeting when Bill was still president," she chuckled. "Later he gave us everything we wanted; I think he was afraid I might take him up on his offer."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 5:51 PM
Comments:
and here i thought that the arctic circle was the frostiest lol til i saw hillarys thighs
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:26 PM
 
"It's true - I do have male genitalia," she said, scratching her package. "But I don't see this as being an obstacle to the presidency, since almost every other president had a penis."

Except Bill…


”Clinton, 58, said that she had the organ surgically implanted, and that it was "anonymously donated."

Bill…


"I can't tell you any more, except that he was a Democrat and his initials were LBJ," she said. "I think this gives me an edge over every other candidate, plus it makes for some mondo-crazy sex."

LBJ… Likes Blow Jobs, Bill again…


”The former frst lady said that the best part about having a penis is the look on the faces of men with whom she is meeting.”

She doesn’t flaunt it, does he/she?


"Jacques Chirac was trying to feel me up at a summit meeting when Bill was still president," she chuckled. "Later he gave us everything we wanted; I think he was afraid I might take him up on his offer."

A perfect match!

Hillary the dick and Chirac the pussy…

Har!
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:14 AM
 
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