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9/17/2006

Julio Iglesias to Release Death Metal Album

Left: "Born again" Julio Iglesias reinvents himself

(New York) Singer Julio Iglesias, perhaps best known for his duet with Willie Nelson on the single "To All The Girls I've Loved Before", announced that he will release an album of death metal classics.

"This always been one of my favorite musics," he told gathered reporters, preparing to sing a Spultura classic, Mayhem. "I sing now: 'Endless war, endless screams in the boundaries of hell we live, total death, total hate on the devastated plains we fight.' How you like? Good, no? Also - Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache. Remember that, no?"

Iglesias believes that the satanic career move will help him tap into new audience demographics.

"The kids, they look for someone to sing for them," he said. "But these death singers - they have no style. They have no love. I show everyone how to rock it and still get the girl ready for the lovemaking. She not wanting to chingar when you growl like Cookie Monster."

Morbid AngelLeft: Morbid Angel sets the stage for Iglesias

Iglesias is backed on the new album by longtime death metal icons Morbid Angel.

"[Guitarist and drummer] Trey and Pete - they sure can play," he laughed. "I not sure I always know the right key, but hey - it's for the kids, no?"

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