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9/08/2006

Porn Soundtrack Composer Moonlighting on Cialis Ads

Porn soundtrack composer Corky FeldmanLeft: Feldman in between recording sessions

(Los Angeles, CA) Corky Feldman has been a mainstay in the adult film industry for nearly forty years, but his area of expertise is a bit unusual: the multi-instrumentalist is one of the porn world's top composers.

"I have won 18 Adult Video News (AVN) awards in categories such as 'Best Soundtrack' and 'Top Adult Musical,'" he said, gesturing toward a trophy case. "It's been pretty gratifying, even if some people don't care for the films my work is in."

Feldman has recently branched out into a new genre, composing advertising music for male enhancement products such as Cialis.

"It's a natural direction for me to go," he acknowledged. "Both formats are built around insecure men maintaining Olympic erections, and my music lends itself well to oversexed sixty-somethings who are hung up on their declining sexual prowess."

CialisLeft: More than just a stiffy with Feldman's help

His career as a porn soundtrack composer made sense in an additional way.

"Many of these old goats were jacking off to films as my music played in the 1970s," he chuckled, adding that he himself has "long since" embraced his impotence. "When those first few bars of the Cialis theme song come on, these clowns are subconsciously being transported back to their glory days of polyester and cheap coke. It's kind of pathetic, but hey - the royalties from this Cialis job are excellent."

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