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Man Wonders Why Camera Crew of TV's "Lost" Doesn't Tell the Coast Guard or Something

Couple watching televisionLeft: McCready with girlfriend in front of television

(Poughkeepsie, NY) Aaron McCready, an "occasional" fan of the television program Lost, has a question about the continuation of the show.

"Look - somebody is filming these poor people, right?" he asked in between handfuls of popcorn. "Then why doesn't someone in the camera crew help them out and report their location?"

McCready indicated that he, himself, would "have a hard time" leaving the island every night if he was a member of the crew.

"My God - that's a heavy responsibility," he said, shaking his head. "They must have some killer non-compete and disclosure agreements, too. Otherwise, how would they keep this island so secret?"

McCready's longtime girlfriend Sarah has not let him in on the fact that the program - while compelling drama - is not reality TV.

"There's a lot of things that Aaron misses, like our anniversary, or the fact that we are going nowhere in this relationship," she said. "Or that sex is supposed to be mutually rewarding. That kind of stuff. So I'm not surprised he's in the dark about some fucking television show, you know?"

What a total dork!
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