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11/17/2006

Britney Spears Eats Breakfast, Brushes Teeth

Britney Spears (Los Angeles) Sources close to pop singer Britney Spears indicated that she performed a variety of domestic routines this morning in her Beverly Hills home.

"I watched her today as she placed a line of Crest on her pink toothbrush and scrubbed her teeth," said one source, requesting anonymity. "She spent approximately two minutes brushing her teeth, switching between up-and-down and circular motons."

On November 7, 2006, Spears filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for both physical and legal custody of their two children, with limited visitation rights for Federline. Sources close to Spears said the divorce was never mentioned during the toothbrushing episode today.

"Britney was completely focused on performing proper oral hygiene, and K-Fed did not factor into her tooth care," said another anonymous source. "Nor did it appear that Kevin was involved when she gargled with Listerine."

Britney Spears brushing teethLeft: Artist's rendition of Spears and toothbrushing episode

The same source informed National Nitwit that, just prior to brushing her teeth, Spears ate breakfast with her children, Sean and Jayden.

"She ate a bowl of Cheerios with milk, and also ate half a grapefruit," said the source. "Then she had a cup of chai with a little cream. Sorry, that's all that happened, really. Do we still get the $1000 you guys promised?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:20 PM
Comments:
I can't belive I read through that.

(shoots self)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:58 PM
 
Such a waste of good oral hygiene. . .
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:00 AM
 
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