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12/31/2006

Angelina Jolie Nude Pictures and Sex Video

Angelina Jolie lesbian sexLeft: Angelina Jolie in hot lesbian sex

(Columbus, OH) National Nitwit, America's premier site for prevaricative news, has obtained photos of femme fatale Angelina Jolie, documenting her in lesbian orgies, FFM threesomes, FFFF foursomes, and assorted wild sex.

"Pretty much every type of hot Angelina Jolie sex you could imagine is here," said Subcomandante Bob, editor of National Nitwit. "We have Angelina Jolie in girl-on-girl sex, outdoor sex, shower sex - brother, it's epic!"


Hot lesbian sex with Angelina JolieLeft: Threesome with Angelina Jolie and two lucky dudes

Angelina Jolie was unavailable for comment, said a spokesperson at her publicist's office, who added that the beautiful actress was distressed at the release of the photos.

"We were a little surprised, to say the least," she said. "But you have to figure that a bodacious babe like Angelina Jolie would be interested in more than just Brad Pitt and ."

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The most popular of the Angelina Jolie nude photos has been one that was described by Subcomandante Bob as a "massive sex-off."

"Dude - it was like nothing I had ever seen before. Chicks having sex with chicks, threesomes, foursomes - just crazy sex everywhere!" the enigmatic editor enthused. "I'm just glad our photographers were able to capture all this wild Angelina Jolie sex for posterity - it was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime orgy."

Editor's note: Complaints from Angelina Jolie's management team forced Google to censor these pictures. Natonal Nitwit apologizes for this inconvenience, and hopes to resolve this temporary censorship through the legal system in order to bring you more hot sex pics of Angelina Jolie.

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