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1/19/2007

Animal Shelter Worker Secretly Happy Poodle Put to Sleep

Left: Marlowe recalling the unwanted guest

(Perrysburg, OH) Loving Paws worker Sheila Marlowe admitted to Toledo Tales reporters that she was "happy as hell" that a 7-year-old poodle mix named "Pepper" had to be put to sleep last week.

"Oh yeah - that dog had the most annoying bark, and bit everyone foolish enough to put a hand near it," she said, recalling the former resident of the animal shelter. "After the third or fourth time it sunk its teeth into my arm, I was ready to beat it like a baby harp seal."

Peppers came to the shelter six weeks ago when a family claimed it was moving to an apartment that did not allow pets, said Marlowe.

"But the fact is that those people lied. Flat-out lied," she said, pausing as she groomed a new arrival. "This mongrel was the most unloveable beast I have ever seen, and it was clear that they dropped off the mutt because they absolutely hated it."

Left: Peppers never quite fit in at Loving Paws

Marlowe said that the decision by staffers to euthanize Peppers was "unanimous."

"Usually there's one or two soft-hearted types who want to give an animal another week," she said. "But we all but threw a party after the vote on this mangy cur. May you rot in hell, you worthless, yapping incubus."

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Comments:
That's terrible - the stupid bitch should be put down herself.
 
Vile slut. "Incubus" ?? Did the dog come to her in her sleep, in human form & attempt to have sex with her? That is what an Incubus does. She is stupid & should die.
 
So you guys are pissed that they euthanized a dangerous animal that bit several people (her repeatedly)?
The dog needed to be put down. No fluffy clouds and rainbows here.
 
Who is more intellectually evolved?

You can teach ANY dog how to live in harmony with his/her environment. It is just a matter of knowledge and skill.

To rejoice at the ending of any life is perverse.
 
Come on. It was a poodle. Just that was good enough reason to kill it.
 
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