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1/23/2007

FreeCreditReport.com Guy Admits: "My Score is Really 477"

freecreditreport.com (Chicago) The cherub-faced spokesman for online credit score firm FreeCreditReport.com told National Nitwit reporters that he "totally faked" his previously announced score of 720.

"You know, I was sitting there filming the commercial, and '720' just kind of popped into my head," acknowledged Jon Lerner, the actor in the ads. "I didn't realize that anyone would actually check up on the number I quoted."

Lerner said that his association with a Chicago street gang provided the inspiration for the number he used.

"720 is used by the Black Gangsta Disciples (BGD) to represent having pure black and blue hearts - you know, two times 360 degrees," he said, adding that he was a member of the group from 2001-2004. "720 is what it means to be a full BGD. They da illest muthafuckas on ya block. Everything to the right. Most money is made from slangin boulders up the blocks of the midwest."

Black Gangsta Disciples logoStraight up ballin', two times

Lerner said that a series of "most unfortunate circumstances" led to his low credit score.

"I got fired from this job for Saran-wrapping my 17-year-old manager's car," he said. "Then they repossessed my Cadillac and kicked me out my house. Next thing I'm living under the Clark Street Bridge. Couldn't buy a fucking break till this credit gig, but now everything's cool."

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# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 4:43 AM
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He's just an actor, who cares what his score really is. There isn't any kind of coverup here.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:04 AM
 
^ Caught one!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:08 AM
 
"720 is used by the Black Gangsta Disciples (BGD)"

He don't look black to me... Looks like a typical White Mormon Suburban wannabe to me...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:46 PM
 
SPOOF


G-)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:53 PM
 
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