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2/15/2007

Baby Mama Angry at Baby Daddy for Valentine's Day Spent with Other Baby Mama

Baby daddy posing with baby from baby mama Left: Hilliard with baby, before other baby momma show up

(Houston, TX) New mother Amanda Petty was shocked to find that her baby daddy Jake Hilliard "up and left last night" to spend Valentine's Day with another baby momma, Jessica Morton, who lives down the street.

"When I put Jake Jr. to bed he was sleeping on the couch, but when I got up this morning my baby daddy was gone," she cried. "Then I find out that hoe-bag Jessica Morton called him over there to take her to the hospital."

Morton, it appears, thought she was going into labor with the child she claims is Jake's, said Petty.

"What is really messed up is the baby ain't even born yet," said Petty. "How can Jake be a baby daddy when there ain't even a baby to be a daddy to?"

Baby mama with baby from baby daddy Other baby mama Morton with other baby Jake, Jr.

Petty is convinced that Morton faked the entire ordeal.

"She know that Jake is real emotional and compassionate and shit," said Petty. "But she really do this just to spend the day with him. As soon as I find someone to watch Jake Jr. I am going over to that hospital and kick that bitch's ass. Straight up."

Swatting a fly away from Jake Jr.'s head, Petty continued.

"And don't even get me started about what I'm gonna do to Jake," she said.

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