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2/22/2007

Britney's Dope Man Unhappy With Her Lack of Commitment

Fackler: Fed up with Britney

(Los Angeles) News that pop star Britney Spears has checked in and out of rehab three times in as many days has shocked her fans.

No one, however, is more upset at her instability than Corey "G-Unit" Fackler, her regular dope man.

"One minute she's like: 'I don't ever want to see you again!' and the next minute she's calling me back, crying and begging for an eight-ball," he said, checking his Razr phone for new messages from the troubled diva. "I'm all about customer service, but this is more like customer abuse, man. Plus, I can't keep my good people waiting while I sit around and hope Britney wants some blow tonight."

Fackler said that Spears has made some "unusual" requests of late.

"Who the fuck else would ask for 'little sparkly things' mixed in with her crank," he chuckled. "And then calling back 20 minutes later wanting some Oxycontin. I mean, do you want to go up the elevator, or do you want to go down? Like, make up your mind, Brit!"

Spears is a "fickle user"

Fackler, who said that he has provided recreational drugs to Britney Spears for almost three years, said that the singer's "lack of commitment" to the dealer-addict relationship has been disheartening.

"I need more from this relationship. I need to know that I can count on Britney to make my rent and the car payment," he said, waving a hand at his Escalade. "Look, Brit - if you're going to go all rehab on me, fine. Let's have a clean break and move on. But you just can't keep me hanging like this, you know? It's just not right."

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