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2/25/2007

My Pimped-Out Honda Will Totally Take Your Car off the Line

Car geek Guest editorial by Skyler Phillips, pimpin' extraordinaire

Listen up: I see you over there at the light, thinking you're all bad and shit. You're all about your 2006 whatever-that-is.

But my pimped-out 1991 Honda DX will totally take your POS car off the line. POS, case you didn't know, stands for "piece of shit."

As in that ugly-ass machine you are holed up in.

Yeah you, punk. I hear you revving that engine, and I must say I am unimpressed. About all you representin' in that is, like, your momma's book club or something.

This baby's got Brembo Cross drilled rotors, Kuhmo Ecsta Supra 712's - gotta love dat chrome - and a Ractive short ram intake with 2-1/4" custom exhuast.

Pimped-out Honda DX We're talking 5 speeds worth of love, y'all.

Plus, I gots ground control coilovers, Neuspeed front upper strut bars, and I just added a Tien SS suspension, along with a Trust cat-back exhuast system.

Yeah, look at your pitiful ass, pretending like you don't even see me. Well, I know you hear me, 'cuz I gots a Pioneer DEH-P7500MP with an additional Profile AP2000 amp in back.

Green light? You'd better run, bitch. Good thing I was rolling this blunt and you got the jump on me, or you would've been left behind like a used piece of Kleenex.

A-i-i-e-e-e-et! We out!

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# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:24 PM
Comments:
Who Cares! It looks like a heap.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:34 PM
 
Another rice burning piece of shit. Grow a dick and buy a real car loser.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:51 PM
 
So, the car's now worth what, a dollar thirty eight?

I'm impressed... (stifles yawn).
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 11:24 AM
 
Hahaha, so you think you cool in that 20 years old can?? Haha, get the life, loser!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:42 AM
 
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