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3/17/2007

Jilted Pedophile Angry, Hurt after Being Dumped for Younger Man

(Terre Haute, IN) Craig Baxter believed that he and his junior high sweetheart had "the perfect relationship." That, at least, was until ex-girlfriend Kylee Andersson delivered him a breakup letter last week, sealed with a heart-shaped Bratz Passion sticker.

"We shared everything together - long AIM chats, telephone calls in the middle of the night, going shopping at the mall while I pretended to be 'Daddy' to keep the security guards from getting freaked," the 55-year-old accountant said. "But I guess when Kylee's profile said that she was a 'mature' 12-year-old, she was just stringing me along. And her whole 'Best Friends Forever' bullshit? Lies, just lies."

Baxter met Kylee in a room at TeenChatPlanet.com, and he said the two "hit it off right away."

"We shared a lot of the same interests: hanging out with our teen friends, keeping special secrets, and dreaming of finding that one true love," he reminisced, wiping away a small tear. "That, and freaky motel sex. Or so I thought, because the next thing I know she's hooked up with some 25-year-old skateboarding asshole who delivers pizzas. PIZZAS! I mean - what is she thinking? What kind of security is there in that?"

Visits to the mall will never be the same for the forlorn Baxter

Most importantly, said Baxter, he is going to be "more careful" in the future as he assesses his love interests.

"Honestly, my roller-coaster ride with Kylee has taken more out of me than any of the other young girls I've dated," he admitted, glasses fogging up at painful memories. "I'm not just going to put my soul out there like that for every Missy or Jamie who comes along, and you can bet I'm going to have to think twice if Kylee calls, begging me to take her back. A guy can only give so much or his heart, you know, before it breaks forever."

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# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:44 PM
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That is one sick fuck. He's lucky he's not in jail!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:16 PM
 
The sick fucks are the freaks who ran his story. Why would you even print something like this, all it does is make him look sympthetic!!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:20 PM
 
SHOULDN'T THE VICTIMS NAME BE BLACKED OUT?????
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:21 PM
 
Pedophiles are very sick people, and in a clinical sense of the word. While crime is wrong, most crimes at least result form normal human desires. I mean, robbing a bank is evil, but at least we can agree that a desire for free money is understandable. There’s nothing understandable about desiring to have sex with children, and you should not give this sick person a forum. Shame!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:28 PM
 
Barb: If pedophiles are clinically sick, then can you say that it's terribly evil that they have the urge to have sex with children? Note that I'm saying the urge is not evil, the act still is. Pedophiles need help, not punishment.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 8:25 PM
 
Hey, don't pedos have feelings? I'm just askin'.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:33 PM
 
Is Terre Haut in communist Russia? No, it's in the goddam land of the free, the good old US of A. A man should be allowed to fuck who he wants, when he wants and how he wants.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:38 AM
 
Personally I think we should castrate him, fry 'em up and stuff 'em down his throat, but I've always been a little easy on pedos.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 6:45 PM
 
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