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Rove and Miers Totally Cracking up Over How Much "Subpoenas" Sounds Like "Penis"

(Washington, DC) The US Senate today authorized subpoenas compelling Bush administration officials to give sworn testimony to Congress regarding the circumstances under which eight federal prosecutors were fired in December.

The news brought rounds of heavy laughter from political advisor Karl Rove, former White House counsel Harriet Miers, and embattled US Attorney General staffer Kyle Sampson, all of whom noted the phonetic similarity between "subpoena" and the word "penis."

"Hey - play that shit again!" laughed Rove, watching a videotape of Senate majority leader Harry Reid speaking to reporters. "That's fucking hilarious. Listen up: 'sub-penis.' Huh-huh, huh-huh. He said 'sub-PENIS.' Cool."

Miers, catching the poetic possibilities, joined in on the West Wing hijinks.

"My bunghole will eat now. You must prepare a feast fit for the almighty bunghole," she said, pulling her shirt over her head like a hood. "Would you like a spatula... for your bunghole? You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole. For I have no bunghole. I am the Great Cornholio!"

Check it out - that place is, like, huge 'n stuff

Rove scoffed at the idea that Reid and Senate Democrats would try to call the White House advisors..

"What a dumbass. Hey, Harriet - when that guy was leading us down here, huh huh, he touched my butt," he said of a White House security agent. "Whoa! I think I just figured something out - this like, sucks. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

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