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4/12/2007

Don Imus Dumped by Chinese Delivery Man

Left: Yuying has had enough of Imus

(New York) Radio host Don Imus was dumped by CBS Radio this evening in an ignoble end to a 30-year career that erupted in controversy over racist and sexist comments about a women's college basketball team.

Unfortunately for Imus, the sackings by MSNBC and CBS were just the beginning of his troubles after calling the Rutgers women's basketball team a bunch of "nappy-headed hoes." Longtime New York City delivery man Wen Yuying said that he is joining the stampede of individuals and businesses dissociating themselves from Imus.

"Many years I-man make Chinese jokes when I deliver food to apartment," he said, parking his Kia outside a Soho apartment building. "He say shit like 'Is that Kung-Fu with my lo mein' or 'Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs' every time I deliver. Fuck that - I no deliver."

Yuying said that his decision to refuse delivery service to Imus took "very little thinking."

"For one thing, I-man no tip. He so cheap he eat beans to save on bubble bath," he laughed, returning from his delivery. "Then last week he ask me 'How do you blindfold a Chinaman.' I say I don't know. He say: 'Dental floss.' I say go fuck yourself. If I want to get shit on, I go work for Port-a-John."

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