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5/10/2007

Carlos Mencia Continues Streak of Unfunny Racial Jokes

Carlos Mencia comedian By Billy Pilgrim, National Nitwit Rogue Editor

Mencia gestures awkwardly through his elementary playground material

(Los Angeles)—Carlos Mencia, the famed Hispanic stand-up and star of Comedy Central’s vastly popular Mind of Mencia, continued his streak of painfully unfunny jokes that reinforce racial stereotypes earlier this week when his show lumbered through yet another humorless episode.

Mencia attempted to justify his program’s appeal to the lowest human denominator.

“See, I’m a beaner, and my audience is a bunch of honkies and niggas and jews,” Mencia explained as he counted a stack of freshly minted hundreds that towered on his dressing room desk. “So if we can’t laugh at ourselves, and all of our obvious differences…DIT DA DEHHH. That’s the sound I make, like, thirteen times per show—I mock retards, too.”

Tonya Furling, an executive at Comedy Central, did her best to justify Mencia’s lack of style, insight, and talent.

“Comedy Central would love to have a show starring this generation’s Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, or George Carlin,” Furling remarked while adjusting her stockings. “And we had that with Dave Chappelle, until he went tribal and decided to have integrity. So now we have this pudgy ass-clown Mencia, who really seems to connect with the convict and preteen demographics.”

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# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 1:46 PM
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Get a life. At least he has the balls to say what needs to be said. And he's not afraid to say it out loud and where it can be seen and heard by a lot of people. I accidentally "stumbled" across your web site looking for sound bytes of Carlos to put on my computer. I think it boils down to the fact that he has a HUGE show on a network and you have a web site that only comes up on google. Thank you, candymc@adelphia.net
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:49 PM
 
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