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5/12/2007

Phil Spector to Audition for Role of Carol Brady

(Los Angeles) Though still on trial for the fatal shooting of actress Lara Clarkson, a bubbly Phil Spector told reporters that he hopes to take on a new challenge: playing Carol Brady in an off-Broadway production of The Brady Bunch.

"It's really kind of liberating, you know, playing someone as wholesome and, well, all-American as Carol Brady," Spector said, running his fingers through his Carol-esque blonde wig. "I've boffed many a housewife, but to actually become someone like Carol Brady? Just too cool, man."

Spector said that he "always had a thing" for actress Florence Henderson, who played Carol in the televison series.

"My ultimate dream, I must confess, would be some kind of crazy FFFFM orgy with all of the grown-up Brady women," he chuckled. "Add a couple of handguns, some blow, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing live while we screw, and THAT'S a party, mister."

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