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5/05/2007

Rosie O'Donnell - Hot Sex Pics

RosieO'Donnell lesbian sexLeft: Rosie O'Donnell in hot lesbian sex

(Columbus, OH) National Nitwit, America's premier site for prevaricative news, has obtained exclusive photos of Rosie O'Donnell, documenting the popular talk show host in lesbian orgies, FFM threesomes, FFFF foursomes, and assorted wild sex.

"Pretty much every type of hot Rpsie O'Donnell sex you could imagine is here," said Subcomandante Bob, editor of National Nitwit. "We have Rosie O'Donnell in girl-on-girl sex, outdoor sex, shower sex - brother, it's epic! You have never seen Rosie O'Donnell nude? Come on over, pal."

Hot lesbian sex with Rosie O'DonnellLeft: Threesome with Rosie O'Donnell and two lucky dudes

At press time, Rosie O'Donnell was unavailable for comment, said a spokesperson at the ABC, who added that the erstwhile entertainer is no longer working for The View.

"We were a little surprised, to say the least," said the ABC rep. "But you have to figure that a vivacious woman like Rosie O'Donnell would be interested in more than politics, Broadway, and Donald Trump."

Nude Rosie O'Donnell in 69 with a hot babeNude Rosie O'Donnell in 69 with a hot babe

The most popular of the Rosie O'Donnell nude photos has been one that was described by Subcomandante Bob as a "massive sex-off."

"Dude - it was like nothing I had ever seen before. Chicks having sex with chicks, threesomes, foursomes - just crazy sex everywhere!" the enigmatic editor enthused. "I'm just glad our photographers were able to capture all this wild Rosie O'Donnell sex for posterity - it was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime orgy."

Editor's note: Complaints from Rosie O'Donnell's management team forced Google to censor these pictures. Natonal Nitwit apologizes for this inconvenience, and hopes to resolve this temporary censorship through the legal system in order to bring you more hot sex pics of Rosie O'Donnell.

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# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:04 AM
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# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:42 AM
 
SB,

The phrases "Rosie O'Donnell" and "Hot Sex Pics," should NEVER be used in the same sentence; not even in jest.

(Hooda wretches, but moves on eith his life...)

Mental note: Spell-check EVERYTHING...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:43 AM
 
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