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8/21/2007

History Channel Announces "Ice Road Hookers"

(Los Angeles) The History Channel, buoyed by the initial success of its reality television series Ice Road Truckers, today announced the spinoff of a related program.

Tentatively titled Ice Road Truckstop Whores, the new show will detail the lives of the women who service the men who have the treacherous job of driving trucks over frozen lakes in Canada's Northwest Territories.

"Well, I mainly work the strip in Yellowknife," said "Patty," a long-term ice hooker. "The truckers that come here are sex-starved and we make quite a bit of money from them, but some of these dudes are pretty freaky, like the trucker who wanted to shove an icicle up my cooch. Not cool, you know?"

Patty noted that prostitution along the ice roads has certain drawbacks.

"Well, for starters, you can wait a long time between tricks. When I first started out I had no experience, you know, so I found this Eskimo pimp to work for," she recalled. "The guy was a real asshole and beat me and only fed us raw seal meat. It took me a year to find someone to beat the shit out of him so I could go on my own."

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