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9/06/2007

50 Cent, Bin Laden to Release New Albums on September 11

Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and rapper 50 Cent both plan to lauch new albums on the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attack, according to a New York-based media group.

Bin Laden and 50 Cent have hyped the albums as an epic battle of rap titans, and 50 Cent has said he’d retire if bin Laden's Debt-O-Nation outsells his Curtis CD in their first week out.

"Straight up - if that towel-wearing, locust-eating freak sells more discs than me, my ass is outta here faster than Britney in rehab," said 50. "And homeboy better not say shit else to me talkin' all that mush-mouthed jihad junk, lookin like a Pizza Hut delivery bitch."

Bin Laden took offense at the comments of 50 Cent, and lashed out at his rival.

"America and its allies are massacring us in Palestine, Chechnya, Kashmir and Iraq, and Muslims have the right to attack America in reprisal. A-i-i-i-e-e-et?" he holla back. "And bitch better not be holding out on me, neither, 'cuz I'm from the streets, where most need heat, but I slice a nigga up like some roast beef meat. And shit."

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