7/28/2008
Russian Rapper 50 Kopeck Struggling for Street Cred
(Moscow) Despite a tough life on the mean streets of this Russian capital, local rapper Sergei Vanka (aka 50 Kopeck) has not been able to get the attention of record producers."Is simple - record men think Sergei not real gangsta," complained Vanka to National Nitwit reporters. "Some day Vanka will be busting caps on asses of producers, for certain that is, my nigga."
Vanka decried what he described as a "big time love interest" of producers with American rappers, especially young black hip-hop artists.
"Just because Sergei have white skin, they treat him like skinny woman who give sexual congress without fee," he noted, kicking a rolling soccer ball back to nearby Russian children. "But I say this: Sergei Vanka be baddest rapper in your regular domicile, for certain that is!"
His setbacks, however, have not diminished Vanka's desire to "record famous rapping songs for consumers."
"Straight up in the air: Sergei Vanka will circumnavigate your planet, you neighborhood peoples!" he promised. "And then no one say any more that Sergei is old educational facility rapper, for certain that is!"
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