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8/25/2008

Oh Kerri Walsh, Gobble My Sausage

A National Nitwit Literary Supplement
By Michael Crittenden, Poet & Spoken Word Artist


Crittenden: The Keats of Oral Sex


Kerri, you omnipotent Olympic goddess, no one shall ever unravel the tapestry of your splendor. Winning back to back gold medals in the grueling sand of beach volleyball will cement your gubernatorial chrysanthemum majesty in the history books forevermore.


Kerri Walsh: Athlete, Olympic Victor, Muse for Rubbish

But alas, I cannot lid the Tupperware of my desire, so in the annals of this respected publication, let me ejaculate my burning rag affections for thee:

Oh Kerri Walsh, gobble my sausage

Oh Kerri Walsh, gobble my sausage
softly, its tender veins
a’throbbing, bend your blonde
awesomeness of locks & lips
dripping with the sweet magnitude
of our turkey-and-swiss union.
Ah, we melt! A melt
of sweat & need, two bodies
in the quiver of benefaction.
The glory of your mouth,
the glory of your throat’s
gag & gag & gag, bliss
spooling from my soul
in streams of white enunciation.
My love I shall bestow
a toothbrush & cup for rinsing
so I may feel your tongue on mine
once you’ve cleaned it
.

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contents are good enough....but do not know what to tell about....
 
I shall praise your work and your skill. You have to work hard and you will definitely do good.
 
The content of the post was not very reasonable to me..
 
You have to work hard and you will definitely do good. How to burn 3500 to 4000 calories of stored fat and LOSING UP 1 to 2 POUNDS A DAY.
 
Kerri was undoubtedly good for that.Thanks for sharing it.
 
You have to work hard and you will definitely do good.
 
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Haha loved your post today. I've been reading your blog and i really like it. Keep the job going!
 
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