.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

10/24/2005

Softwood The Topic Of US-Canada Talks

Left: Canadian PM Paul Martin, estimating the length of a normal erection

(Ottawa) Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin kept up his attacks on US trade policies on Monday even as he prepared to meet Condoleezza Rice later in the day on her first official visit to Canada as U.S. Secretary of State.

The visit is expected to focus on softwood.

When Martin took over as prime minister in December 2003, he pledged to put improve relations with the United States, but he has taken off the diplomatic gloves in the latest battle on softwood.

"Look, this never happened until I got around Condoleeza Rice," said Martin. "But something about her makes everything down there go all limp."

The Canadian PM said that he has tried "just about everything" on the market.

"I think that woman has some sort of anti-erectile force field that causes men to shrivel like a dive in Lake Superior," he said. "I can maintain a healthy sex life with anyone but Condi."

Rice has been America's top diplomat since February and has traversed the globe several times over, but this is her first visit to Canada since taking her post.

"I don't know what's up with Paul, but it's not me," she said. "Do men have to blame women for everything?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 10:06 AM
Comments:
he he he he...softwood
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:48 PM
 
Not gonna go here either...

(Although I really want to)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 4:24 PM
 
He really should have tried the little blue pill.

:-)

ewww HT with condi?

hehehe
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 9:29 PM
 
How many of thods pills do you have to poke "in there" ???
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 4:13 PM
 
Post a Comment



<< Home
Copyright 2007, National Nitwit ® . Unauthorized duplication prohibited, but feel free to link away. This is a satirical newspaper, and many of these stories are fictional. You have to guess which ones are faked. National Nitwit ® uses invented names in its stories, except when public figures are being satirized, or when we post a real story. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Subcomandante Bob once got jiggy with your mom, and she does things in bed that would shock you, dude. The content of this website is the property of National Nitwit ® and its authors, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher. National Nitwit® is not designed for readers under 18 years of age. FAIR USE NOTICE: This site contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance understanding of environmental, political, human rights, economic, democracy, scientific, and social justice issues, sustainable development, environmental, community and worker health, democracy, public disclosure, corporate accountability, and social justice issues, mostly because hot college women are also interested in the same issues. Go figure. Anyways, we believe this constitutes a "fair use" of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without fee or payment of any kind to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes, except when you are using it to get laid. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?