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6/02/2006

Rumsfeld Angry at Iraqi Tactic of Jumping in Front of Bullets

Left: Rumsfeld, demonstrating how close the US is to winning the war on terror

(Washington, DC) US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld spoke to National Nitwit reporters today, and described a new tactic being used by terrorists in Iraq.

"The way it works is simple," he said. "As soon as a coalition weapon is discharged, the terrorist steps in front of it and becomes a martyr. Pretty sneaky, and very low, but that's how these people work."

Rumsfeld said that the strategy is effective on several levels.

"First off, it deprives a US soldier of his intended target, and secondly it wastes a lot of ammunition, as some of these bullet-jumpers catch six or seven rounds before they fall," he said, shaking his head. "It's hard not to be sickened by this type of terrorism, especially when they turn and take bullets to the back."

The enemy forces, said Rumsfeld, are encouraging many non-traditional combatants to take a bullet for al-Qaeda.

"Listen - these terror cells are recruiting pregnant women, small children, and old men to be bullet-jumpers," he said. "It just goes to show that al-Qaeda will stop at nothing to disrupt the cause of freedom and democracy." American Idol Macbook Haditha

Comments:
BWHAHAHAHAHA
 
solid, guys. amen.
 
Bob, you are too much!
 
Bob,

That Rummy, whata cut-up!

"American Idol Macbook Haditha"
 
Those "hidden" words are just a cheap attempt to draw visitors to the site, Hooda.

Subcomandante Bob is a firm believer in building site traffic to eventually get advertisers to throw him some money.

That way he can buy his own Stolichnaya instead of cadging it from acquaintances.
 
You guys are really slipping. Not one comment about his hand gesture and his penis size. Sheesh!
 
"Subcomandante Bob is a firm believer in building site traffic to eventually get advertisers to throw him some money."

Can't knock a guy for his entrepreneurial attempts ;-)
 
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