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Bush Vows to "Take Fight to the Clouds" After Tornado Attacks

(Enterprise, AL) Following a series of deadly terrorist tornado attacks this week, President Bush promised to "bring to justice" the meteorological forces responsible for the damage.

"My fellow Americans, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist tornadoes," he said in prepared remarks. "The victims were in schools, or in their offices; secretaries, businessmen and women; moms and dads, friends and neighbors. Many lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of whilring, windy terror."

In all the terrorist storms killed 20 people - 10 in Alabama, nine in Georgia, and a 7-year-old girl in Missouri. The PResident said he "will not rest" until those responsible are brought to justice.

"The search is underway for those who are behind these evil acts. I've directed the full resources of our intelligence, law enforcement, and Weather Service communities to find those responsible and to bring them to justice," he said. "We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them, and those who hide behind a veil of menacing-looking dark clouds will find that masses of condensed droplets or frozen crystals suspended in the atmosphere are no match for the United States of America."

Bush says the tornado attacks bear the fingerprints of al Qaeda

The President reiterated that America "stands strong" in its fight against "global cylonic jihad."

"This is a day when all Americans from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice, peace, and a wind-free existence," he said, standing in front of a demolished building. "America has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this day. Yet, we go forward to defend freedom, trailer parks, and all that is good and just in our world."

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